there's a certain culture of speech that you learn within the Office setting. i've been at this for about six months now, going from meeting to meeting, introducing myself to strangers in business suits, smiling at random people who walk by the office, drinking cups of black coffee in chilly air-conditioned conference rooms.. only a few topics are appropriate for conversation with those you happen to stand awkwardly in an elevator with. "cold day, isn't it?" ":polite chuckle: yes, yes it is." then you turn to face the elevator doors and pray that they get off on the next floor. but usually the doors open, no one gets in or out, and you share a laugh and hit the "close doors" button a few more times than necessary as you ride the next five floors up in silence. in collaborative meetings when you're early and waiting for other people to arrive, the conversation is allowed to turn towards the freeway. "they're probably stuck in that awful traffic on the 55." "oh yes, we were in that too.. there must have been an accident." and then someone shares about how terrible the traffic was that morning when they were driving to work, or the mess the freeways are during rush hour. if someone moved here from out of state then they'll describe how they'd never seen such traffic until they started working here. but no one is really listening. it's just nice to have the quiet filled with something.
budget cuts, especially in the non-profit sector, especially in these economic times, are described in hushed voices and grave whispers. :grave whisper: "did you hear that her organization is getting a 30% cut in funding?" :hushed voice response: "oh my, it's just horrible." "well, it's everywhere, not just them." "i hear ya.." around doctors and nurses, you usually stick to the hiney flu. otherwise known as h1n1.
"how's your office doing?" "aah packed appointments.." "flu shots left and right" "ran out of vaccines" "parents" "busy busy" "getting ready for the next round of vaccines.." "wash your hands!!" luckily, once in awhile i get to talk to little kids. me: "hey, little buddy! what's your name?" him: "my mommy said not to talk to strangers.." me: "oh that's okay! you want a sticker? here you go.." him: "MOMMMMMYYYYY!!" me: "ARRIGHT ARRIGHT gimme back the sticker!" mom: "Excuse me, why are you taking my child's sticker?" me: "it's mine." him: "MOMMMMYYYY!!" sigh.
today i appreciate: wind. color printers. french fries. planning dates. planning the Boy and my outfits for the christmas winter dinner w/friends. shopping. money in the baank. rappin' pastors. .sdg |